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Comment on safe at home by Frenchy

Frenchy — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 14:24:34 +0000

In the complicated world we live in, it’s good to find simple slutoions.

Comment on butt robot gratitude by Becky

Becky — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 14:16:49 +0000

Well Optimus Prime is a semi.
And besides.
He was also in the Indiana Jones one
About the mindcontrol aliens
With Cate Blanchett
Of all fucking people.

I wouldn’t kick him out of my bed.

Comment on royal babes by Lewis G.

Lewis G. — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 20:45:16 +0000

I’d polish his scepter.

Comment on cocksure by Gloria

Gloria — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 03:53:34 +0000

Oh man. I get it – eye balls! hahahaha

Comment on rhyme & reason by rachel

rachel — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 16:04:05 +0000

i really like all of sarah’s tags
move over model-singer-actress
SP is the new hyphenate

Comment on guilty as charged by Seymour Butts

Seymour Butts — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 15:21:58 +0000

Hahahahaha, it’s funny cuz its true. What a douche.

Comment on diplomussy by shane gauthier

shane gauthier — Sat, 28 May 2011 11:47:18 +0000

i heard when you punch
GEORGE CLOONEY’s face
the world ends

or maybe
it was
CHUCK NORRIS

or maybe
it already happened on
march 21

hard to say

Comment on diplomussy by alex martz

alex martz — Sat, 28 May 2011 11:44:14 +0000

we get it, george
but I am left wondering
if you would
continue to grin
if your caterpillars would
continue to dance

when i punch
your face
on a vintage
speedboat on
lake como

Comment on diplomussy by vivian w.

vivian w. — Sat, 28 May 2011 11:40:05 +0000

oh george,
you can fuck with my head
a little
(or a lot)
while grinning
always grinning

oh those caterpillars
on your face
always grinning
always grinning
melt my heart

it also wouldn’t hurt
if i could come
(pun intended)
on a vintage
speedboat on
lake como

Comment on cocksure by rachel

rachel — Wed, 25 May 2011 07:55:04 +0000

i have a feeling
that that picture
is gonna show up
in my dreams

i will be running
from a large owen wilson’s
swinging eyeballs

then they will smother me

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