poems 2 rock your soul by The Situation

wolf blitzer
lime spritzer
i be crunchin’
in the situation
room
like anderson cooper
but contrary to
populariast belief
i don’t take it in the pooper
like snooki
rhymin’
with dookie
that little troll
got a
straight
clot on
her twat
fer sure
on the shore
cuz i know
cuz i
digged out
that dugout
then i gotz the fucks out
i like money
bears like honey

fuck. you’ve caught me in a cipher
it’s harder than i thought,
which is why,
like
ray carver and turgenyev,
i stick to short stories
and
long boys