poems 2 rock your soul by Sarah Palin

going to the hole

By Sarah Palin
September 17, 2011

those days of
boxed wine and
artificial roses
yay-yo on
oil drums
todd on his
snowmobile

stubble
trouble

and you

going to
the hole

pump fake
41
rice
rice
rice

one long night
of sweet
michigan
sin
before i gave
birth
to the
fab five

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rhyme & reason

By Sarah Palin
June 4, 2011

the wheels on the bus go round and round
the thoughts in my head make so many sounds
if i was to decide to run for president you’d be lost then found
some people say i’m a media hound
but i just really like being ridden around
on buses, making smiles out of frowns…
finding lucky pennies on the ground,
don’t know where i’m ultimately bound,
waiting for god to make a sound,
i take my place on the pitcher’s mound,
throwing crazy swerveballs wearing an invisible crown,
you can’t keep me down,
todd, can you bring me a mountain dew?

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enemies list

By Sarah Palin
May 20, 2011

katie couric
tina fey
levi johnston
gay teletubby
al franken
andrew sullivan
keith olbermann
paul krugman
david gregory
the word “rouge”
christiane amanpour
the soviet union
endangered species
piers morgan
anderson cooper
fareed zakaria
stewart-colbert
big bird
bob schieffer
jewel kilcher
rick davis
andrea mitchell
maureen dowd
chuck todd
strunk and white
obamanation
chris matthews
rachel maddow
terry gross
mark halperin
john heilemann
cartman
perez hilton
lawrence o’donnell
barbara bush, sr.
michele bachmann
shepard smith?

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