poems 2 rock your soul by Rupert Murdoch

in light of the
whole phone-
hacking scandal
my publicity team
thought if i
joined twitter
it might help
soften my image

last night
an elderly woman was on the phone
ordering one of those
5 in 1 knife sets
you know the ones
a blade that can cut through a boot

that’s what impressed
her the most

she said the knives
intrigued her
but when she saw how easily
they cut through a boot
she had to have them

this phone hacking business
is more trouble than it’s worth