poems 2 rock your soul by Ryan Gosling

hey girl
if i were a
muppet i would
be the kind of
muppet that you
would want to
make love to

hey girl
if i were a
muppet i would
sing a song
called “it’s not
easy being
meme”

hey girl
if i were a
muppet i would
get lost
and hope that
you would
find me
sitting slack
and lifeless
in a prop
closet somewhere
and that you
would put your
hand inside of me
and bring me to life
and be my voice
girl

you hear me girl?

honestly just
try it

do it as
an experiment

stop for a
second

just
one
second

and stare
into
my eyes

stare way
down
into
their sleepy
blue
watery
depths

their infinite
rippling
tide pools
of former
mickey mouse
club
blues

and then
ask yourself
if you suddenly
feel
pregnant