poems 2 rock your soul by Dane Cook

why bother
working yourself into a lather?
it’s like when
“last train to clarksville” was
#1 on the charts and everyone’s like
“the monkees don’t even play
their own guitars!”
too easy man
shoulda been busy hating someone who
was trying a little harder

look, here’s my sac!
it’s pink!
ha ha
that shit right there
is
solid material
lesson # 1
sac is
a
funny
word